Sunstar Industries 32-Inch Hanging Halloween Ghost Decoration

Props to the Poltergeist

You know those shows where there’s a team of people exploring a supposedly haunted area? We like the concept but we think it could be done better. For instance, when some ghost hunting professional shows up, they could be much kinder. Instead of demanding to know their name and asking them to speak they could play some music and dance around, bringing some life back into the ghost’s afterlife. Well, now that we think about it, ghostly performances could be a brand new show. America’s Next Top Phantom, which specter is going to wail the best? Which spirit will thrill us with its ghostly grooves? Find out in next weeks haunting finale! Basically, we think that ghosts deserve respect for what they do best!

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If you’re ready to invite this friendly spirit into your decor this Halloween, you won’t regret it. This thirty-inch ghost won’t slam doors in the middle of the night or pile all the chairs in your dining room on the table. It will just hang out on your porch or in your house, getting your family and the neighborhood kids pumped for the upcoming Halloween season!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Ghost

So, we’ve called around. Turns out there’s not much of a market for an afterlife talent show. Something about the ghosts being invisible takes away from the TV entertainment factor. Still, it’s time that we invite more spooks into our lives. They shake things up, make life more interesting. After all, Halloween is for the haunted!